JAY: Of course, congratulations on your Oscar nomination for Best Actor. That’s very good.
JESSE: Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.
JAY: Are you excited about that?
JESSE:I am excited. But I’ve discovered that even more excited than me are girls I haven’t spoken to in 13 years.
JAY: Wow!
JESSE: Yeah, it’s uh — they’re coming out of the woodwork to uh, accompany me to the Oscars, which is very generous of them. Yeah, I asked a girl out when I was 14 years old and she said she needed some time to think about it… and uh, she called me last week and said she’s decided she’d like to do it. She’d like to go with me.
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